Chief Human Puppysitter
"Sasha here. I works very hard with my mommy every day. I am in charge of the "pawmoting" for our ETSY shop. I am a "paw-fessional" doggy model for mommy's photography. I am in charge of our "Pup-lick Relations" department. Also, I am the secondary car alarm and "paw-tection" service while dropping of packages at the post office. All this work makes one little wiener dog very tired, but the most tiring job of them all is "human puppysitting". Seriously, those human pups are always getting into my favorite squeaky toy stash or stealing my cheese. The worst part is, after all the sticky paws in my fur, the slobbery kisses, the over excited squeezing hugs, the eating of their stinky broccoli, and of course destroying the evidence of the occasional streaked underwear, I has to give STUFFED PINK POODLES doxie back rides!!"