"I love Saint Patty's Day! She's my heroine! She and her son bought me from that lonely pet store (even though she thought I was a rat at first...I forgave her) and brought me to this friendly house full of humans. I am the proud papa of three children and two grandchildren, and I'm only 2 1/2!! What a life! I LOVE Saint Patty! (But I HATE this skirt....geez!!)"